Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head